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The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Have a great one, old man!

And as an aside to all my loyal readers out there, When someone hands you a little tube of pop-rocks marked Limon, check for the word SALT on there. Here is an example of what to look for:

Okay, burn that into your brain. If a "friend" says "Hey, try some of this stuff," keep an eye on them. They're probably trying to kill you. It is awful, I mean absolutely sick. And I love salty foods.

If you want to try it without paying so much for the candy, try this fun game. Find a salt shaker - make sure it is full. Remove the top of the shaker, and pour the contents completely in your mouth. Close your mouth and chew. Your tongue will probably try to hide behind your molars, but push it right into that dry pile of hydroscopic salty goodness as you crunch it all around your mouth.

Presto! You've just tried Lemon and Salt flavored pop-rocks! Or close enough.
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