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Avast! And those pirates were so close to being our best friends too! Now they're our enemy. Awwww.
Also, some Somalis tried to take some potshots with a mortar at a US Representative. They're very, very lucky they didn't hit him. Even Obama would be forced to do something worthwhile against them if they killed a US legislator.
You know what bug me most? The Maersk Alabama was carrying relief supplies to the region. I think we ought to start dropping C130 loads of Liberator pistols and say that we'll start shipping food over again when the pirates are gone.
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